Basically how my love life is going

'Randomly generated'

Superman's challenged half-brother...

Doing my best.

The new Aquaman movie script...

I finally understand you, Red.

Don't apologize for being nerdy.

Victoria's Secret vs. Dove.

We're adults, right?

There's something about Nicolas Cage

OK but we need to remember to preserve history, one way or another.

Clown life.

Do you even realize what you’re up against?

Stranger Things kids vs. talk show hosts

You are Not the father!

Not funny, I has to pee...