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Written in a 1999 magazine

Written in a 1999 magazine
Don’t you Squidward…?
Don’t you Squidward…?
There is a God!
There is a God!
Hippos.
Hippos.
Invisible corncob.
Invisible corncob.
Sassy Snow White.
Sassy Snow White.
That awkward moment…
That awkward moment…
Why don’t you…
Why don’t you…
The meaning of life.
The meaning of life.
How to eat…
How to eat…
Just earth.
Just earth.
Contents of toothpaste.
Contents of toothpaste.
Well hello there.
Well hello there.
1955.
1955.
Sage advice.
Sage advice.
DIABETUS!
DIABETUS!
that%26%238217%3Bs+a+nice+car+you+got+there%26%238230%3B
that’s a nice car you got there…
Doggo+made+a+new+buddo
Doggo made a new buddo
Provender+is+a+gateway+drug.
Provender is a gateway drug.
Hold+my+beir%26%238230%3B
Hold my beir…
Join the conversation
I+SEND+IT+BACK
I SEND IT BACK
Not+at+the+moment%2C+child%26%238230%3B
Not at the moment, child…
Macauley+Culkin+Walking+His+Cat
Macauley Culkin Walking His Cat
%2Achecks+weather+app%2A
*checks weather app*
It%26%238217%3Bs+buck+season+at+the+retirement+home%21
It’s buck season at the retirement home!
I+could+add+this+thing+to+my+Pok%C3%83%C2%A9dex.
I could add this thing to my Pokédex.
a-women+oh+lawdy.
a-women oh lawdy.
Meant+to+be+a+gran.
Meant to be a gran.