Can we not, with the bottling?

Koko the Gorilla mourning Robin Williams: "Dr. Patterson told Koko that 'we have lost a dear friend, Robin Williams.' Koko signed 'CRY LIP,' withdrew, and 'became very somber, with her head bowed and her lip quivering.'"

How to make your dog's day.

Genetics Are Awesome

Festivals.

Found curbside at the local penitentiary.

Is this still on the table?

Don't be afraid, grampa.

A Little Town In Mexico Called Chamula...

28,001 plastic dicks lost in the sea.

Modern Romance.

*bills insurance*

They know!

Leave Britney alone!

Whether or Not an Item is Lost: Me vs. My Wife

Sometimes life isn't fair.