Goin’ down the only road I’ve ever known…

a picture that perfectly represents what being told “i love you as friend” feels like

next time i order a burger im trying this – i’ll have my burger like my fries. very large

the problem in this predicament is clearly a werewolf

i wonder what was in the follow up telegram

i hope god’s dog is close to catching us

name this movie about a girl and horse

don’t get me too much credit. i will always find a way to miss it

24 then and now

The moon is impossible to photograph on a phone

this is half true and shows just how much religion does play into american politics

what concepts did you learn in high school that are now outdated?

It’s times like these you really should use a pseudonym or chage professions

There’s an app for that, which probably doesn’t work in the dead zone known as parking garages

the depths cat will go to get fed is the bottom of this pool

When you gotta go, you gotta go