How to get ripped abs by tomorrow night*

revenge is a dish best served with a new netflix password

always knock before entering. always

remember when jesus turned water into jack daniels that one time? that was aweomse

the church of cheese is the only church you could convince me to attend

this is the kind of art i want hanging on my walls

motivation tree – it refused to give up and neither should you

wisconsin gets so cold in the winter you can freeze an egg

only after having a really stressful monday, so 52 weeks out of the year. rough estimate

How could someone be so cruel

The identities of the most popular ghost kitchens revealed

houses have layers like onions

where there’s no risk, there’s no reward – someone about to risk everything to eat a grilled cheese sandwich

the learning how to season starter pack that any amateur chef needs in their pantry

come for the pizza, stay for the free side of hands

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