Teach your children well.

Best Korea puts crinkle cut fries in the corn dog batter...

I got a letter from my parents. I think they're trying to tell me something...

Apparently Jimmy Kimmel paid for this sign in Dildo, NL. #worthit

Egg is life.

The inventor of the TV remote.

May buckets of shame reign down on you and your family for the remainder of the century.

A factory in Turkey started making tiles that can offer shelter to birds and we all agree that is pretty cool.

Back in my day, on line dating was an extreme sport... circa 1920.

Six things I hope to say in my lifetime.

Wow. Such logic.

Adulthood

When easter eggs hatch.

You could say I'm an artist.

Do not haggle with the water melon man.

Keep calm and love sloths.