Well that worked surprisingly well…

how many breadsticks have to be consumed to get this drip?

the dream life

ride the lightning with the Metallica memes because nothing else matters with a new album on the way!

this guy gets it

there’s a reason fans follow my page

there is no middle ground

all it takes is the burden of being awake to set off my anxiety

the simple dog life

this dolphin has had enough of your bs

be your own worst enemy

goosebumps, but for adults

i’ll give it the ‘ole college try

Clever riddles without answers to test your mind, not body, but maybe soul

have we been using shoes wrong this whole time?

as long as humans can still make memes, this will be the result