*drives to mcdonalds*
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How much does a hipster weigh?
When Instagram goes down...
i would like to know where his shoes landed
I would watch this Gisney movie.
...And I've got to live with these idiots.
Take 2018 10 seconds at a time.
sigh. This is the right answer.
Smarter than most people
I should do stuff.
Most accurate thing I’ve seen all year
It's a beautiful joining.
Dat dough do, tho...
Using Febreeze in the bathroom...
Do it anyway
Understanding my human.
When you see someone 1000X hotter than you...
Price gouging is part of hurricane prep in Kemah, Texas.
Join the conversation
negotiate how to get fire, more likely
Mystery has been solved
I will show you the way.