i’m not being followed. It was just me all along

i'm not being followed. It was just me all along

Here is your receipt.

Here is your receipt.

Asking the real questions…

Asking the real questions…

There is a stock photo for everything….

There is a stock photo for everything….

How the internet works.

How the internet works.

I’m so hungry I could eat a wrench…

I’m so hungry I could eat a wrench…

Long distance relationships suck

Long distance relationships suck

Dear Santa…

Smart Kid

Americans vs Brits

Americans vs Brits

I don’t know a good alternative :/

I don’t know a good alternative :/

Ever wondered what buildings, snakes, aliens, knives, and butts have in common…

Ever wondered what buildings, snakes, aliens, knives, and butts have in common…

Don’t let anyone tell you jet packs aren’t real.

Don’t let anyone tell you jet packs aren’t real.

Spot the differences!

Spot the differences!

Imma fight you.

Imma fight you.

These lumberjacks are a little too sure of their work

These lumberjacks are a little too sure of their work