Egg is life.

Sorry about this.

And we pay him to do it. We pay him to kill the people we love.

The Rolls-Royce Phantom has a Teflon-coated umbrella in the rear door for smacking peasants and other undesirables

Microsoft Windows 14

There’s a snake in my….

Boys with facial hair

Get dead and get down!

Probably the most inappropriate thing I’ve ever seen on sale at an airport

Kid so bored, trying to kill himself instead of hearing JFK..

One Fear

Do not break the window!

Fishing is like yoga

So great to see celebrities supporting one another

God works in mysterious ways

Someone tried to break a window at Asbury Park Garden State Equality Center in NJ