Fish shaped soy sauce packets… Whales LOVE them!

How to get out of a speeding ticket.

The Jeep Wrangler Stormtrooper edition. Safest car on the market.

Drink alone?

It’s bigger on the inside.

Thank you Jesus for the cell coverage

It has 10 eyes, 10 claws, and blue blood worth $15,000 per quart

Verified dog pile

This semester has been a breeze.

Horses are wild

This visualization of the terms and conditions of the different apps (WhatsApp/Google/Tinder/Twitter/Facebook/Snapchat/Instagram)

You won’t come out of this a winner.

Retire to Hawaii, they said, it’s peaceful and wonderful, they said…

It’s in the glass!

Thanks, GDRP[BAMA]

This X-Ray from when I was younger shows my mom holding my hand.