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A cluster of black amethyst stalactites circa Argentina.

A cluster of black amethyst stalactites circa Argentina.
The most famous man in the world.
The most famous man in the world.
Meanwhile in England.
Meanwhile in England.
What’s with the bouncy castle?
What’s with the bouncy castle?
I need a hug.
I need a hug.
Ridiculously good looking NZ criminal.
Ridiculously good looking NZ criminal.
Drillex.
Drillex.
Collective Soul cat.
Collective Soul cat.
So this happened on my second date.
So this happened on my second date.
Illuminated dog leash.
Illuminated dog leash.
People shouldn’t be angry…
People shouldn’t be angry…
I Could Pee on This – and other such poems by cats.
I Could Pee on This – and other such poems by cats.
I hate when that happens…
I hate when that happens…
Dogs should be allowed to vote.
Dogs should be allowed to vote.
The most pompous man in the world.
The most pompous man in the world.
Cat! No! Stahp!
Cat! No! Stahp!
Do+want.
Do want.
What+they+used+to+look+like.
What they used to look like.
Shluurp%26%238230%3B
Shluurp…
Hello.+Yes%2C+this+is+tree.
Hello. Yes, this is tree.
Join the conversation
Cooking+directions.
Cooking directions.
Why+am+I+in+trouble%3F%21
Why am I in trouble?!
I+put+the+%26%238220%3Bpro%26%238221%3B+in+procrastination.
I put the “pro” in procrastination.
Nokia.
Nokia.
You+cannot+be+in+a+relationship+with+your+cousin.
You cannot be in a relationship with your cousin.
%26%238230%3B+And+that%26%238217%3Bs+why+you+always+wear+your+safety+goggles.
… And that’s why you always wear your safety goggles.
Teacher.
Teacher.
Awkward+handshake+disorder+awareness.
Awkward handshake disorder awareness.