I will teach your child.

I would have loved this in middle school.

Sick of the hot weather?

Things made with match sticks.

SO DID THEY HAVE HAIR OR NOT

Barking saved my family from being sucked into a vacuum, and stopped the neighbors cat from stealing my bone

Netflix is replacing its "1-to-5 star" rating system with a "thumbs up or down" rating system.

Just your average potato warehouse.

A geode cake

Lefties.

Next time your friend hands you his jailbroken iPhone, upload this as his new background and hand it back.

Cancer survivor takes life with a little humor

Burger King is feeling feisty this morning

Walt Disney is the Snow Man

That is gonna be an odd future..

when you get home and can finally take your pants off