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My favorite knock knock joke.

My favorite knock knock joke.
bacality!
bacality!
we live in the worst timeline
we live in the worst timeline
it just has bad spoon vibes, ok?
it just has bad spoon vibes, ok?
feel better, have cheddar
feel better, have cheddar
if your date doesn’t understand this, dump ’em
if your date doesn’t understand this, dump ’em
a disconnect from your brain to…anything, that is
a disconnect from your brain to…anything, that is
that’s adollable
that’s adollable
mow away, baby
mow away, baby
constant state of being:
constant state of being:
painfully accurate scheduling as an adult
painfully accurate scheduling as an adult
well, it’s not *wrong*
well, it’s not *wrong*
o-oh…
o-oh…
me too kid, me too
me too kid, me too
10 Fun and Interesting Countryfolk Sayings
10 Fun and Interesting Countryfolk Sayings
Diogenes: “behold: a boys will be boys”
Diogenes: “behold: a boys will be boys”
Stay+heavy+out+there%26%238230%3B
Stay heavy out there…
I+will+crack+you%26%238230%3B
I will crack you…
Shipping+logistics+is+beautiful.
Shipping logistics is beautiful.
I+could+never-leave-my-bed+here.
I could never-leave-my-bed here.
Join the conversation
Got+%26%238216%3B%CB%9Ceeem
Got ‘˜eeem
Gran+went+straight+Smaug+on+the+TP+situation.
Gran went straight Smaug on the TP situation.
PSA%3A+Just+keep+lathering.
PSA: Just keep lathering.
JK+did+it+first%26%238230%3B
JK did it first…
%2ALaughs+in+Romney%26%238217%3Bs%2A
*Laughs in Romney’s*
Do+better%2C+blue.
Do better, blue.
Y%26%238217%3Ball+I+did+not+ask+for+this%26%238230%3B
Y’all I did not ask for this…
Remember+when+cars+used+to+have+character%3F
Remember when cars used to have character?