Baseball isn’t popular in the Philippines, so in Manila bats are marketed as personal defense weapons

Baseball isn't popular in the Philippines, so in Manila bats are marketed as personal defense weapons

Borders are silly, change my mind.

Borders are silly, change my mind.

Individual versus amorphous blob…

Individual versus amorphous blob…

I am something of a note taker…

I am something of a note taker…

Scorpion molts are metal.

Scorpion molts are metal.

The laser used in corrective eye surgery is accurate enough to write words on a hair.

The laser used in corrective eye surgery is accurate enough to write words on a hair.

Igloo igloo has a nice ring to it.

Igloo igloo has a nice ring to it.

And I’m not half bad at it, at that.

And I’m not half bad at it, at that.

It’s possibly your own damn fault, Jenna.

It’s possibly your own damn fault, Jenna.

We worship the deep.

We worship the deep.

I could om nom the science out of that theory…

I could om nom the science out of that theory…

We must regen!

Those damst colonial organisms…

Those damst colonial organisms…

Biden never doge it coming..

Biden never doge it coming..

Stop sending me mixed signals, bruv.

Stop sending me mixed signals, bruv.

…and if you see one, you must hop on and scream YEEHAWWWW, apparently.

…and if you see one, you must hop on and scream YEEHAWWWW, apparently.