Snap bracelets from the circa 1992's are not chew toys, Hun.

I would read this book.

Wizardly profits.

Politicians

Legendaries in Pokemon GO

Owned.

Happy Halloween!

Like a boss.

Ohana Means Family

XKCD checking in on his fans...

The gaggle of Karen's is not pleased, collectively.

Redefine possible.

What's the wurst that could happen?

The crowning of Miss American Vampire. I had no idea this was a thing