All hail President Erdogan of Turkey!

when a problem comes around, you must —

the gym can’t fix ugly

just passing through

get bit by These walking dead memes because the show became the zombie it was trying to survive

political pokemon

if you’re a punctual person, now you know what your friends really mean they text you their eta

when it comes to opening the produce bag we’re all equals

all of this is factual

do you even lift, nerd girl?

ladies, i’m single! don’t all line up at once now

it’s sometimes the little dumb things that bring us the most happiness

they said the perfect christmas tree doesn’t ex—

the first day of school every year

when you get so drunk you turn into joe rogan you KNOW it’s time to go home

spare him his life from this monstrosity!