Glitch in the matrix
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The bush giveth.
Pooh! That's not honey!
Alchoholic?! Don't be absurd.
Priority seating on Scottish trains.
Enzo Ferrari was a simple man
It's a good thing, trust.
Bats became clumsy due to advancements in science.
Ghost Apples are only to be given to widows, orphans, the dead, would-be vampires, and cats.
The choice is yours.
Regain your personal space
He's a dreamer.
Looks like you're trying to solve a mystery...
Power Rangers with sombreros are cooler.
Hannibal Lecter answers a PETA tweet.
The thing about numbers, is...
Some people call me a space cowboy...
On shooting for the moon
Join the conversation
Maybe let's not throw things...?
What are you people even doing?
Someone ate that shoe
Release The Kraken, I Need This Bathtub Decoration