Elves are terrific.

Elves are terrific.

Alternative tropes.

Alternative tropes.

Froggo can get it, finally.

Froggo can get it, finally.

But was he running at 141.622 kph?

But was he running at 141.622 kph?

Can we not, with the bottling?

Can we not, with the bottling?

Wow, two extra snags! #whaleslovethis

Wow, two extra snags! #whaleslovethis

Can I get a packet, please?

Can I get a packet, please?

Step 1: Establish Dominance. Step 2: Drink straight from the carton. Step 3: …

Step 1: Establish Dominance. Step 2: Drink straight from the carton. Step 3: …

Trump won’t be the only one with a golden toilet…

Trump won’t be the only one with a golden toilet…

Love drunk off your bodily fluids…

Love drunk off your bodily fluids…

Luis Alvarez, one of the first responders on 9/11, before and after cancer.

Luis Alvarez, one of the first responders on 9/11, before and after cancer.

Super glue is to be used sparingly.

Super glue is to be used sparingly.

*bills insurance*

*bills insurance*

40 tons of loose fishing nets retrieved from the Pacific Ocean

40 tons of loose fishing nets retrieved from the Pacific Ocean

It means no worries, for the rest of your liiiife.

It means no worries, for the rest of your liiiife.

Seems you can just bottle anything these days…

Seems you can just bottle anything these days…