they said the perfect moment doesn't exist

they said the perfect moment doesn't exist

Don't forget the gotdam minerals, Marie.

Don't forget the gotdam minerals, Marie.

China sets out to build new hospitals in under 10 days.

China sets out to build new hospitals in under 10 days.

DERIVERY!

Have you ever, sniffed, the rain?

Have you ever, sniffed, the rain?

The Adams'

Pays to know what you're talking about

Pays to know what you're talking about

Just Texas Pickles

Just Texas Pickles

Nature is queer!

Nature is queer!

Then vs. Than.

if Jack Nicholson was a kitty....

if Jack Nicholson was a kitty....

Epic Homer.

When the teacher says you can bring one handwritten 3x5 notecard for the test.

When the teacher says you can bring one handwritten 3x5 notecard for the test.

The strongest form of birth control.

The strongest form of birth control.