I can show you the world…

reason #1 is pretty obvious

turtle burglar

you’ve got time

is martin scorsese out of touch as he turns 80, or is it just these memes

this description is way too accurate

beefy

you have one life, don’t waste it trying to be a cat

the rootinest tootinest aliens in the west

keep laughing see what happens

google ain’t no snitch

all is not well in waffleville

anything can be a breakfast food if you eat it in the morning

As Twitter goes the way of the dodo, here are the best “alternatives” to choose from, if you can call them that…

dolphinsarecool!3

let’s break bread together