the lyrics just cut so deep

overheard at whole foods

not all birds should be allowed to sing at 5 am, that’s all i’m saying

vampires can see themselves in modern mirrors

in space, nobody one can hear you in space

bruce lee and self expression

i never stopped yelling anchorman quotes at my friends. were we supposed to?

ronald mcdonald is tired of playing nice

and there is no middle ground, so don’t even ask

can you name all 4 movies in the collage that feature the rock in the jungle?

if pikachu doesn’t have insurance then there’s nothing the american medical institution can do

some people have no reason to fear being hacked and are proud of it

am i getting angrier as i get older or is everyone just getting more annoying?

it’s never too late to chase your dreams

this may be the most important service dog of all time. so floofy!

dog with a child allergy