Grated soap is best soup

what kind of sub is your girl?

avoiding people in public is exhausting

he had too many balls in the air

not all heroes wear capes

all my problems can be blamed on astrology

purr-fect

don’t give me a reason and i won’t get mad

mephisto signing off off of zoom

fantasy vs reality

Waste time with the fallout of amtrak tweeting “trains” with these one word repsonses

the “cool” police

these crocheted dolls will definitely murder you in your sleep

emotional support alligator

ode de febreeze

live laugh lobotomy