please send help

An ostrich pulled carriage being stopped by an officer in los angeles 1930

text “omw” when you don’t have plans just to shake things up

dramatic reading by 5 year old

you might just call it a… murder investigation!

a true test of will is knowing there are times in life when you have to reign in your desire to initiate a game of leap frog

the world is ready to see me at my worst

boba fett is actually pinocchio

mario is a hero for doing the same thing that makes shredder a villain. Make it make sense

peekaboo for adults

CSI: disneyland

use a second towel to avoid getting butt on your face

there is no better way to fill the void of existence than with a crunchwrap supreme from taco bell