Feeling Lucky?

maybe next time

maybe next time
It’s killing me to pretend to be interested in my child.
It’s killing me to pretend to be interested in my child.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me [updated]
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me [updated]
Whom funds WHO?
Whom funds WHO?
Ma’am are you trying to illegally import this salami?
Ma’am are you trying to illegally import this salami?
AHHHHHIIII do not want to live on this planet any longer.
AHHHHHIIII do not want to live on this planet any longer.
I must squish.
I must squish.
Feed the people.
Feed the people.
Enjoy the wee ones.
Enjoy the wee ones.
Spring Has arrived
Spring Has arrived
Homer was a wise man.
Homer was a wise man.
New Jersey government announces the opening of state parks.
New Jersey government announces the opening of state parks.
Take care of yourself.
Take care of yourself.
An example to us all.
An example to us all.
Pass the marinara, won’t you?
Pass the marinara, won’t you?
Pick your news gently.
Pick your news gently.
Code+name%3A+Julia.
Code name: Julia.
Uber+Driver+looking+out+for+you.
Uber Driver looking out for you.
Deer+fishing
Deer fishing
Just+don%26%238217%3Bt.
Just don’t.
Join the conversation
McDonald%26%238217%3Bs+facts
McDonald’s facts
Dog+barks+at+nothing%26%238230%3B
Dog barks at nothing…
Timber.
Timber.
Full-page+ad+in+today%26%238217%3Bs+NYTimes%3A+%26%238220%3BDear+Mr.+President%2C+You+just+got+spied+on.+Big+league.+Don%26%238217%3Bt+subject+us+all+to+the+same+%24%25%21%23.
Full-page ad in today’s NYTimes: “Dear Mr. President, You just got spied on. Big league. Don’t subject us all to the same $%!#.
Pupper+made+a+new+friend%21
Pupper made a new friend!
Meat+Lovers
Meat Lovers
Halloween%2C+All%26%238230%3BYear%26%238230%3BRound%26%238230%3B
Halloween, All…Year…Round…
It%26%238217%3Bs+the+thought+that+counts%2C+right%3F
It’s the thought that counts, right?