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Writing is hard.

Writing is hard.
Never upset a gran.
Never upset a gran.
Back up a lil bit please.
Back up a lil bit please.
Frighten the Germans
Frighten the Germans
Text With The Wind
Text With The Wind
If you give a boy a flower…
If you give a boy a flower…
It’s comedy.
It’s comedy.
Convert the virus away.
Convert the virus away.
I would watch that commercial.
I would watch that commercial.
An Leopard Appaloosa
An Leopard Appaloosa
You heard it here first…
You heard it here first…
She’s beauty and she’s grace.
She’s beauty and she’s grace.
Thanks, I hate it.
Thanks, I hate it.
#lovemylife
#lovemylife
Passed your eyes milk.
Passed your eyes milk.
Neigh, you did that wrong…
Neigh, you did that wrong…
Remember+remember.
Remember remember.
Then+and+now+pupdates.
Then and now pupdates.
Chameleon+bones+are+UV+reactive.
Chameleon bones are UV reactive.
Apple+fritters+are+my+favorite.
Apple fritters are my favorite.
Join the conversation
Shine+a+ever+lovin%26%238217%3B+light+on+me.%26%238217%3B%C2%A6
Shine a ever lovin’ light on me.’¦
The+man+earned+it
The man earned it
It%26%238217%3Bs+not+asthma.
It’s not asthma.
Roommates%26%238230%3B
Roommates…
I+support+mermaids%2C+generally.
I support mermaids, generally.
Wrapped+in+plastic%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+fantastic.
Wrapped in plastic, it’s fantastic.
Spiky+contacts+used+by+morticians+to+keep+the+eyelids+of+the+dead+closed+at+funeral+viewings
Spiky contacts used by morticians to keep the eyelids of the dead closed at funeral viewings
I%26%238217%3Bve+seen+this+episode+of+Black+Mirror%26%238230%3B
I’ve seen this episode of Black Mirror…