Disarming level 439932

Kids these days...

My dog goes to work with me every day and my bosses gave him a Christmas bonus.

Some people can art.

No gold for you.

A world without engineers.

Being a soldier

Worlds collide.

Nutella shots.

What am I...

Dog warns parents of abusive babysitter.

Oh ok

Discipline, young grasshopper.

He likes fireworks.

When you returned from Vietnam

Sounds so right...