At least the ice cream machine was working…

pool world

oh, to be the person eating the egg floating in some ramen

chaos lentils would be a pretty good band name

you know things are going bad when skechers refuses to talk to you

it’s not the size that matters

Heid klum asked if we would still love her if she was a worm for halloween and the answer was obviously “yes”

the flip flop killer is thwip thwipping for you

side effects may include incest…

find your bay leaf confidence

and frozen thin mints

how fast are you?

Mariah carey memes because all i want for christmas is for people to stop posting about it before thanksgiving!

disney memes because the house of mouse is inevitable

take away the 1 and subtract 2 from the hour. easy

do not feed the animals