Felt cute, might massacre a village later...

Never trust a dentist.

Obama can not be reigned in.

I'm invincible.

Oh Ellen.

Do it for Momo.

Unfortunately it's true

Big man in a suit of armor... take that away an what are you?

It cuts both ways.

Went to a considerate bar and saw this salt bottle today.

The outlook is not bright...

May the hackers never raid your booty.

Trench coats can do wonders

I'm intrigued...

Disney characters in traditional garb.

Jack Black.