His name is Bratwurst and he knows what he's done.

Tea party for two.

A simple hello.

Even mom recognized the severity of that burn

Planetarium Watch is Neat AF

One of the guys at the gym said he was embarrassed he couldn't lift as much as the bigger guys.

Songs that make white people get turnt.

Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten

Shaken Cosmonaut Syndrome

I think we can all agree with this.

Look at what I found at work next week!

It's simple, we eat the Batman...

This daisy plucked from the outskirts of Chernobyl, probably.

When you find out your mom is a freak.

I has a hat!

Are you uncomfortable yet?