Check in with ya self on occasion.

Oh my gawd

When you're accepted into a pack of prairie unicorns.

Your parents aren't paying enough property taxes, probably.

We didn't start the fire; it was always burning since the world's been turning...

Our thoughts are with the measles-ravaged America

Grammar Nazi.

You smoke?

Graphene: A material as thin as one molecule

Yeah OK, Chick-fil-A

The scientific method has an accumulative effect. We must go deeper!

Seppuku

He must have got into my adderall stash

Welp, that got weird

It's a numbers game...

I Would Actually Listen To This