*my life is a joke, lol.

he has risen

reporting for duty, general booty!

becoming one with nature

they’ll literally name their cats anything

no car can kill me

i actually know who bebe rhexa is. not lil tay though or laurel vs yanny

grape jelly meatballs

we were so worried about the robot uprising we never considered the plant uprising

i’m getting drunk just looking at this

made in america

you gotta fight, for your right, to party!

the magic eight ball lied to me

never lose your sense of humor

he lives life on his own terms

it cost everything