Dog reports

when you hold it to your ear you can hear the grapes crying

send dudes, not nudes

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

that’s a loaded question

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

classic carrie bradshaw

did he do it?

And you give that subtle approving head nod

time to cry!

i should have texted instead

what every kid wants for christmas

this flesh prison won’t hold me for long

wasted gems