You were doing it on your own this whole time...

"...is it real?... IT MOVED! RUN FOR ONE OF YOUR LIVES!

Cleaning windows onthe 124th floor of the Burj Khalifa

I don't want to talk about it...

She's beauty and she's grace.

Questions about the first kiss.

I can't believe you've done this...

Coincidence?

God bless old people on the internet.

Women are hazardous.

Apparently putting googly eyes on my parents portrait of Jesus is "not funny" and "blasphemous"

Roll that beautiful bean footage...

The 'Reactive Media' Lobby at Terrell Place, Washington DC.

Just punched a hole through the door to make myself feel more manly.

The most astounding fact.