Trust in the nuggerts with all thine heart.

Alas, Babylon.

I made my cat Leon a crown

Dip it!

Just burn it.

Couples alarm clock.

My friends and I getting the lowest marks in class

I like big books and I can not lie.

North Korean propaganda leaflets found this weekend in Seoul, South Korea.

It's me, Kevin.

The Madden Championship Tournament incident

This sums up my life right now

Scully is a true American.

'Do you have insurance?' - BayCare, probably.

Found some inspiration outside of my lab. The bottom is the best part.