Feeling Lucky?

a big “today-I-learned moment” thread

only a karen would consider suing 8 year olds
only a karen would consider suing 8 year olds
i know
i know
it just wants to have its voice heard
it just wants to have its voice heard
he became the clickbait he wanted to read
he became the clickbait he wanted to read
genius. dishonest, but genius
genius. dishonest, but genius
His other son is named kal-el
His other son is named kal-el
it takes commitment to be this heinous
it takes commitment to be this heinous
this should work on anyone
this should work on anyone
death by roomba army
death by roomba army
spared no expense
spared no expense
fight the system!
fight the system!
they’ll definitely grow back
they’ll definitely grow back
i would die
i would die
now your kids can suffer just like you!
now your kids can suffer just like you!
so satisfying
so satisfying
Never+tread+on+crust+pleasss.
Never tread on crust pleasss.
Fire+Danger+Level%3A+I+Warned+You
Fire Danger Level: I Warned You
Human+uses+confusion%26%238230%3B+it%26%238217%3Bs+highly+effective.
Human uses confusion… it’s highly effective.
Can+you+beliebe+this+character%3F
Can you beliebe this character?
Join the conversation
Oh%2C+write%26%238230%3B
Oh, write…
It%26%238217%3Bs+got+a+different+vibe+to+it%26%238230%3B
It’s got a different vibe to it…
and+watermelon+for+these%26%238230%3B
and watermelon for these…
%2Acrickets%2A
*crickets*
We+have+no+choice+but+to+add+PMI%26%238230%3B
We have no choice but to add PMI…
We+don%26%238217%3Bt+need+your+stinking+facts.
We don’t need your stinking facts.
RIP+in+McFarction
RIP in McFarction
Cows+do+not+mind+a+mattress%2C+turns+out.
Cows do not mind a mattress, turns out.