a bouquet of whoopsie daisies

you now the documentary is going to be good when this happens

this guy gets it

all it takes is the burden of being awake to set off my anxiety

goosebumps, but for adults

i’ll give it the ‘ole college try

fast and furious but folders on your computer – each sequel is the same

may the comedic force be with you

ride the lightning with the Metallica memes because nothing else matters with a new album on the way!

be your own worst enemy

there is no middle ground

there’s a reason fans follow my page

the dream life

Clever riddles without answers to test your mind, not body, but maybe soul

this dolphin has had enough of your bs

the simple dog life