Feeling Lucky?

a burden to bear

If I had a nickel for every time I heard you say something stupid.
If I had a nickel for every time I heard you say something stupid.
Back in my day…
Back in my day…
Who’s the best smelling actor that you’ve worked with?
Who’s the best smelling actor that you’ve worked with?
This is why the chicken crossed the road.
This is why the chicken crossed the road.
It simply does not matter.
It simply does not matter.
The morning is so beautiful.
The morning is so beautiful.
There’s plenty of fish in the sea…
There’s plenty of fish in the sea…
Jiggle! Jiggle!
Jiggle! Jiggle!
Rice is great.
Rice is great.
Why don’t we go around the room and introduce ourselves.
Why don’t we go around the room and introduce ourselves.
… and diet soda, please.
… and diet soda, please.
I didn’t choose the thug life.
I didn’t choose the thug life.
Spongebob on drugs.
Spongebob on drugs.
I struggle with my laziness.
I struggle with my laziness.
Beards.
Beards.
Hands.
Hands.
Love%2C+Pig.
Love, Pig.
Decisions%2C+decisions%26%238230%3B
Decisions, decisions…
Sometimes+we+just+need+a+lift.
Sometimes we just need a lift.
Join the conversation
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.
Shotgun+infinity.
Shotgun infinity.
Yep%26%238230%3B
Yep…
Well%2C+that+works%26%238230%3B
Well, that works…
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’
I+can+relate.
I can relate.
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
Sup+player.
Sup player.