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a burrito is not a travel taco

When your phone has no signal…
When your phone has no signal…
Mind = blown.
Mind = blown.
The highlight of my Valentine’s Day.
The highlight of my Valentine’s Day.
Good luck with that…
Good luck with that…
Oh really?
Oh really?
Nargles.
Nargles.
Me Smootha.
Me Smootha.
Why I’m single…
Why I’m single…
When you see it.
When you see it.
Story of my life.
Story of my life.
How I feel when I accidentally ace a test.
How I feel when I accidentally ace a test.
Graduate school.
Graduate school.
My real ladder left when I was 5.
My real ladder left when I was 5.
Ripping tape with your teeth.
Ripping tape with your teeth.
Save energy.
Save energy.
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…
Classy.
Classy.
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Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
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Yep…
Join the conversation
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Congratulations…
I+CHOOSE+YOU%21
I CHOOSE YOU!
Obviously.
Obviously.
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.
But+why%3F%21
But why?!
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Public service announcement:
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Decisions, decisions…
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(insert stupid quidditch reference here)