a chocolate slab for a red-velvet lab

Choose your weapon wisely.

Choose your weapon wisely.

California Science Center giving the rats a tour of a lifetime.

California Science Center giving the rats a tour of a lifetime.

PSA: It is important to walk your flop-eared good boys, too.

PSA: It is important to walk your flop-eared good boys, too.

Never trust a button.

Never trust a button.

Indubitably, Mr, Bond, James Bond.

Indubitably, Mr, Bond, James Bond.

Those aren’t her eyes, bud.

Those aren’t her eyes, bud.

Displaced, suddenly.

Displaced, suddenly.

Cuddle slut.

Excuse me, do you have a permit to Carrie?

Excuse me, do you have a permit to Carrie?

Friendly reminder to play the piano for your kijje. – Anthony Hopkins, probably.

Friendly reminder to play the piano for your kijje. – Anthony Hopkins, probably.

The fat controller cares.

The fat controller cares.

We all have a job to do.

We all have a job to do.

You just need to find the balance between work and play, Jack.

You just need to find the balance between work and play, Jack.

CORNED BEEF, ROLL OUT!

CORNED BEEF, ROLL OUT!

Never stop pooping.

Never stop pooping.