Feeling Lucky?

a corny joke

Think it’d be worth the punishment?
Think it’d be worth the punishment?
Cousins.
Cousins.
The United States of Rage.
The United States of Rage.
Location of your waiter.
Location of your waiter.
Always.
Always.
One day…
One day…
Stupid pigeons.
Stupid pigeons.
Yeeeeaaahhhh…. Cuddle weather…
Yeeeeaaahhhh…. Cuddle weather…
Just saw the first Christmas commercial.
Just saw the first Christmas commercial.
GHOSTS!
GHOSTS!
What doesn’t kill me makes me smaller.
What doesn’t kill me makes me smaller.
It’s such a beautiful day outside.
It’s such a beautiful day outside.
Jasper realizes…
Jasper realizes…
Ariel, all grown up.
Ariel, all grown up.
Kids are starving in Africa.
Kids are starving in Africa.
Whichever+way+you+look+at+it%2C+Braveheart.
Whichever way you look at it, Braveheart.
I+would+never+have+pleased+you%2C+no+matter+what.
I would never have pleased you, no matter what.
Shaken+Astronaut+Syndrome
Shaken Astronaut Syndrome
Uhm%2C+could+you+not%3F
Uhm, could you not?
Join the conversation
The+Round+Planet
The Round Planet
Needless+to+say%2C+I+got+kicked+out+of+the+store%26%238230%3B
Needless to say, I got kicked out of the store…
%2Adoubt%2A
*doubt*
He+gives+kids+a+%242+discount+if+they+read+a+book+out+loud+during+their+haircut.
He gives kids a $2 discount if they read a book out loud during their haircut.
Who+should+we+make+pay+for+it%2C+though%3F
Who should we make pay for it, though?
It%26%238217%3Bs+for+the+best.
It’s for the best.
Heard.
Heard.
Morgan%2C+are+you+bored+or+summat%3F
Morgan, are you bored or summat?