a crack in their armor has been exposed

ode de febreeze

would you like a parmesan wheel with your meal?

i live at the zoo now

Waste time with the fallout of amtrak tweeting “trains” with these one word repsonses

sea urchins love hats

forever young

and they said hollywood was out of ideas

these crocheted dolls will definitely murder you in your sleep

purr-fect

don’t give me a reason and i won’t get mad

it has stories to tell

money on gandalf

flying is like living in the wild west

we spent so much time preparing for the zombie apocalypse we never considered other options…

yes, please