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a dad joke a day means laughter. laughter = best medicine. therefore, a dad joke keeps the doctor away

“we swear by our clothes”
“we swear by our clothes”
blindsided
blindsided
dungeons and damn, dude…
dungeons and damn, dude…
bending your will
bending your will
signs of violence
signs of violence
get out yer witchforks…
get out yer witchforks…
rest to impress
rest to impress
“you’re a grandpaw and grandmeow”
“you’re a grandpaw and grandmeow”
<3
<3
making a splash
making a splash
hotkey hitman
hotkey hitman
swing and a list
swing and a list
cauliflower cut
cauliflower cut
carbo-hyrdration
carbo-hyrdration
hell of a time
hell of a time
your+tongue+knows
your tongue knows
unicorns+are+real
unicorns are real
there+is+only+chaos+and+family
there is only chaos and family
this+is+why+we+need+educational+reform
this is why we need educational reform
Join the conversation
in+case+it+wasn%26%238217%3Bt+clear+when+you+adopted+them
in case it wasn’t clear when you adopted them
i+was+born+a+baby
i was born a baby
but+in+bear+years%26%238230%3B.
but in bear years….
why+not+both%3F
why not both?
it%26%238217%3Bs+always+sunny+on+tatooine
it’s always sunny on tatooine
you+can+check+out+any+time+you+like%2C+but+you+can+never+leave
you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave
then+i%26%238217%3Bll+decide+what+to+wear+today
then i’ll decide what to wear today
french+cat+is+sorry
french cat is sorry