Feeling Lucky?

a guide of some sorts…

i slept okay
i slept okay
you’re next!
you’re next!
Adorable. 10/10 – would boop
Adorable. 10/10 – would boop
tooting his own horn
tooting his own horn
gonna have a meat twinkie for lunch today
gonna have a meat twinkie for lunch today
pass me some coal
pass me some coal
your phone always knows
your phone always knows
all the pain
all the pain
the original viagra
the original viagra
team carrie
team carrie
the gift no one wants
the gift no one wants
just don’t say pete davidson three times in a row
just don’t say pete davidson three times in a row
especially on a friday
especially on a friday
it’s healthy to set boundaries
it’s healthy to set boundaries
house therapy
house therapy
I+think+I%26%238217%3Bm+ready+for+a+baby
I think I’m ready for a baby
Were+You+The+First%2C+Middle+Or+Last+Born%3F
Were You The First, Middle Or Last Born?
You+live+with+your+mom%3F+Eww
You live with your mom? Eww
One+way+to+frighten+your+kids
One way to frighten your kids
Join the conversation
I%26%238217%3Bm+Good+With+Numbers%2C+Not+Words
I’m Good With Numbers, Not Words
Humans
Humans
Dads+Can%26%23039%3Bt+Help+It
Dads Can't Help It
Even+in+my+sleep+I%26%238217%3Bm+a+slob.
Even in my sleep I’m a slob.
People+Need+to+Follow+the+Script
People Need to Follow the Script
Just+a+thought
Just a thought
A+neighbors+feud
A neighbors feud
Hanging+Out+With+Majestic+Giraffes
Hanging Out With Majestic Giraffes