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a haunting dad joke

All he really wanted.
All he really wanted.
Seems about right.
Seems about right.
Painting a pedestrian crosswalk in China.
Painting a pedestrian crosswalk in China.
It was a long story…
It was a long story…
We are not amused.
We are not amused.
Office wars!
Office wars!
That’s not how it works!
That’s not how it works!
Playing with lag.
Playing with lag.
May I use your phone to call my mother?
May I use your phone to call my mother?
Sloth has an itch.
Sloth has an itch.
When teachers troll.
When teachers troll.
Just keep swimming.
Just keep swimming.
Good Girl Hermione.
Good Girl Hermione.
Witnessing childbirth.
Witnessing childbirth.
Harry Potter adult logic.
Harry Potter adult logic.
cats+know+good+music+when+they+hear+it
cats know good music when they hear it
WHEN+YOU+GET+LOW+SELF+ESTEEM%2C+THINK+ABOUT+PIGEONS
WHEN YOU GET LOW SELF ESTEEM, THINK ABOUT PIGEONS
taco+bell+gets+me
taco bell gets me
At+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+familiar+with+the+metric+system.
At least you’re familiar with the metric system.
Join the conversation
life%26%238230%3B+finds+a+way
life… finds a way
good+question
good question
Back+to+dreaming+about+the+zombie+apocalypse
Back to dreaming about the zombie apocalypse
CLOSE+ENOUGH%3F
CLOSE ENOUGH?
NOT+TODAY%2C+MR.+WHISKERS
NOT TODAY, MR. WHISKERS
never+give+up+on+your+dreams
never give up on your dreams
NICE%2C+INDEED
NICE, INDEED
Wait%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+only+Wednesday%3F
Wait, it’s only Wednesday?