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a king of the hill to die on

Oh autocorrect…
Oh autocorrect…
How Facebook works.
How Facebook works.
To sum things up.
To sum things up.
Farewell 2011.
Farewell 2011.
How to public speech.
How to public speech.
Do want.
Do want.
What really happened.
What really happened.
For your worst enemies…
For your worst enemies…
By the way… I love you.
By the way… I love you.
Best present ever?
Best present ever?
Truth.
Truth.
Which one for you?
Which one for you?
Ran out of batteries…
Ran out of batteries…
Whoa.
Whoa.
Origami level 439932.
Origami level 439932.
Dogs+are+the+joke.
Dogs are the joke.
%2Acrickets%2A
*crickets*
It%26%238217%3Bs+got+a+different+vibe+to+it%26%238230%3B
It’s got a different vibe to it…
Never+tread+on+crust+pleasss.
Never tread on crust pleasss.
Join the conversation
Feed+the+children.
Feed the children.
We+don%26%238217%3Bt+need+your+stinking+facts.
We don’t need your stinking facts.
When+movers+excel+at+Tetris.
When movers excel at Tetris.
Entitled+Karen+confronts+man+resting+in+his+car+in+the+parking+lot%26%238230%3B
Entitled Karen confronts man resting in his car in the parking lot…
It+cuts+the+onions.
It cuts the onions.
Fire+Danger+Level%3A+I+Warned+You
Fire Danger Level: I Warned You
Cows+do+not+mind+a+mattress%2C+turns+out.
Cows do not mind a mattress, turns out.
Science%2C+bitches.
Science, bitches.