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a less traumatic origin story

Text me when you get home.
Text me when you get home.
How I feel standing vs sitting.
How I feel standing vs sitting.
Steven Colbert and Steve Carrel sing National Anthem
Steven Colbert and Steve Carrel sing National Anthem
Napoleon Born2party.
Napoleon Born2party.
Alpha squirrel.
Alpha squirrel.
One of these creatures…
One of these creatures…
Thought of the week at Microsoft
Thought of the week at Microsoft
Will you help me hide a body?
Will you help me hide a body?
English as a second language… *twitch*
English as a second language… *twitch*
Always wondered what happened to this guy…
Always wondered what happened to this guy…
Welcome to the real world.
Welcome to the real world.
This was outside my history professor’s office.
This was outside my history professor’s office.
Some stories stay with us forever.
Some stories stay with us forever.
Dr. House recommended!
Dr. House recommended!
Words.
Words.
character+archetypes+with+juxtaposed+partners+will+always+be+good
character archetypes with juxtaposed partners will always be good
just%26%238230%3Bone%26%238230%3Bmore%26%238230%3B
just…one…more…
dont+remind+me
dont remind me
what+a+hoot
what a hoot
Join the conversation
circus+min-maximus
circus min-maximus
just+toying+with+you
just toying with you
10+Funny+Cat+Memes+to+Scritch
10 Funny Cat Memes to Scritch
10+Funny+UK+Memes+to+get+Chuffed
10 Funny UK Memes to get Chuffed
10+Funny+Air+Memes+to+Blow+You+Away
10 Funny Air Memes to Blow You Away
guess+we%26%238217%3Bll+never+know
guess we’ll never know
%28the+french%26%238217%3Bs%29+secrets+to+life
(the french’s) secrets to life
being+at+family+gatherings+like%3A
being at family gatherings like: