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a measured response

#faketextsfrommom
#faketextsfrommom
This old house…
This old house…
The one percent.
The one percent.
Understanding China’s Social Credit System
Understanding China’s Social Credit System
he sit and he stretch mightily.
he sit and he stretch mightily.
John Cleese won’t write you back, probably.
John Cleese won’t write you back, probably.
Worship the cow.
Worship the cow.
Get this kid a cape.
Get this kid a cape.
Ducks are not free this weekend, sorry.
Ducks are not free this weekend, sorry.
Whatcha thinking bout…?
Whatcha thinking bout…?
Should have used nature’s pocket…
Should have used nature’s pocket…
It’s your grandmas fault… basically.
It’s your grandmas fault… basically.
*Becky punches*
*Becky punches*
A wise koala.
A wise koala.
Good thing granny has nimble fingers.
Good thing granny has nimble fingers.
What+an+eggcelent+problem+to+have
What an eggcelent problem to have
Make+it+simple.
Make it simple.
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+even+argue+with+my+Mum+without+crying
I can’t even argue with my Mum without crying
Distributed+by+the+US+Government+during+WW2.
Distributed by the US Government during WW2.
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Squirrels+stashed+50+pounds+of+pine+cones+under+a+car+hood+in+Gaylord%2C+Michigan
Squirrels stashed 50 pounds of pine cones under a car hood in Gaylord, Michigan
Nipped+that+in+the+bud.
Nipped that in the bud.
New+entry+in+the+DSM-IV
New entry in the DSM-IV
The+Silence+of+the+Clarinets
The Silence of the Clarinets
The+net+is+marble%2C+apparently.
The net is marble, apparently.
When+you+find+out+there+was+more+food+after+cannibalizing+the+other+survivors
When you find out there was more food after cannibalizing the other survivors
Bless+you
Bless you
Radar%21
Radar!