a most viscous murder

there’s a reason fans follow my page

there’s a reason fans follow my page

how many breadsticks have to be consumed to get this drip?

how many breadsticks have to be consumed to get this drip?

i’ll give it the ‘ole college try

i’ll give it the ‘ole college try

this dolphin has had enough of your bs

this dolphin has had enough of your bs

alpha males don’t watch instructional videos

alpha males don’t watch instructional videos

all it takes is the burden of being awake to set off my anxiety

all it takes is the burden of being awake to set off my anxiety

goosebumps, but for adults

goosebumps, but for adults

the dream life

have we been using shoes wrong this whole time?

have we been using shoes wrong this whole time?

ride the lightning with the Metallica memes because nothing else matters with a new album on the way!

ride the lightning with the Metallica memes because nothing else matters with a new album on the way!

there is no middle ground

there is no middle ground

be your own worst enemy

be your own worst enemy

this guy gets it

this guy gets it

you now the documentary is going to be good when this happens

you now the documentary is going to be good when this happens

my plants are my children

my plants are my children