“A naked florida man covered in vaseline was caught running through a mall in the southern florida area this afternoon.”

I smell another lawsuit for the use of her likeness.

I smell another lawsuit for the use of her likeness.

What a non-bogus babe Betty is.

What a non-bogus babe Betty is.

Man’s best friend.

Man’s best friend.

Every time I go to Best Buy

Every time I go to Best Buy

528 Carat Rough Opal

528 Carat Rough Opal

Oh, you were at work?

Oh, you were at work?

So you’re saying I’m fired…?

So you’re saying I’m fired…?

We’re not so different, you and I

We’re not so different, you and I

Starting is Progress

Starting is Progress

I think of this whenever I turn on CNN.

I think of this whenever I turn on CNN.

Well now you’ve gone and done it..

Well now you’ve gone and done it..

The baby cobra’s skin is so translucent you can see it’s veins and heart.

The baby cobra’s skin is so translucent you can see it’s veins and heart.

So you’re saying I’m fired…?

So you’re saying I’m fired…?

Classic Tobias…

Classic Tobias…

Beat to the Punch.

Beat to the Punch.